Whatta guy! Whatta guy! WHATTA GUY!
Who? Hunter Biden, of course!
Burisma knows. This energy systems company in the Ukraine reached around the world, by-passing hundreds of millions of others to hire this one special guy, Hunter Biden, for their Board of Directors.
And they paid him over $50,000 a month to be sure he'd agree to work for them. And he doesn't even speak their language! Hunter Biden obviously is a giant among mere geniuses.
Quick — America's gotta draft him — draft him for President. He's gotta be the one. But will he accept the meager pay? Maybe he'll do it if we up his pay to $100,000 a month. Whatta guy.
Don Schroeder, Destin
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