With Christmas and Valentine’s Day approaching, it seems more important than ever to line up that special person to share the joyful season with. Unfortunately, the relationship pool seems shallower than ever. With sexual harassment allegations and a weak economy, folks have pulled away from traditional dating. I’ve found a way to navigate the rough waters of our time.

The only safe way to be sure not to offend anyone is to flirt with mannequins.

Good luck during this season of giving.

Bradley Duke, Destin